Do You Think Pineapple Goes on Pizza?

Maddee Guerrero, Staff Writer


Joseph Hogan ’18

I do think pineapple goes on pizza. Pineapple is so bomb, that’s one reason why it belongs on pizza. But pizza with just pineapple would taste mad funny, so you gotta throw some ham on that jawn. Hawaiian pizza is fire, I don’t understand the reason why people don’t like pineapple on pizza. Like it’s pineapple bro. You ever try it? It’s the best fruit you’ll ever consume. Pineapple is like the god of all fruits. It’s the only fruit I like and fruit is not my thing. I’ll stick to Angelo’s and chicken wings. But still though, how could you hate on pineapple? Like it’s here to put on pizza. To be honest pineapple could go on anything and it will still be bomb (in my opinion). I’ll eat anything though. Dude, even my man Spongebob lives in a pineapple, and he’s chill as ever. Pizza is a universal food cause literally all the pizza places have all these toppings that you can throw on your pizza. Anchovies and Olives? What’s wrong with you? Pineapple and ham is the way to go no matter what. Fun Fact: Did you know Hawaiian pizza was actually invented in Canada? Canadians thought this food was sent from heaven. They got poutine and stuff like that. But yeah, so that’s my reasoning behind why pineapple belongs on pizza: It’s bomb and it makes my taste buds fall directly out of my mouth.



Alliyah Mann ’19

Pineapple does not belong on pizza for many reasons. It may be 2017 and everything is changing, but pineapple and pizza will never be a good combo, definitely against that. Why would anyone in their right state of mind choose to ruin a great, delicious, and cheesy pizza, especially adding fruit. If you ask me that does not sound appealing. If we allow this horrible choice of adding that topping, might as well have Friskies as sprinkles when we have our soft or hard serve ice cream. Now if you think that is a bad combo just take a second and think “Pineapple on Pizza.” I believe everyone knows who Gordon Ramsey is… On March 28th, 2017 Ramsey said himself, “Pineapple does not belong on pizza so case closed thanks very much end of discussion.” Now if you don’t know who Gordon Ramsey is, he is a British celebrity cook. I’m pretty sure he knows what he is talking about. By adding these pineapples you’re definitely offending the ones who created pineapple, the Italians. Plus, you’re consuming more calories. No way on earth does it make sense to put the sweet next to a salty meat topping. For example, if you ever got a three topping pizza, wouldn’t you just get three meats instead of getting two meats and a yellow fruit on the pizza. Well, if you really enjoy pineapples on pizza I suggest stopping and having a new start. It is never too late to just go get sweet sauce from our lovely pizza shops. Also, I am pretty sure getting sweet sauce on your pizza is a better way to save money.